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How many holes on Jesus?

The question I'm asking is "Can all 12 apostles fuck a hole on Jesus at the same time?"

Lets do the math.

Mouth: 1 penis
Hands: 4 penises (Two vertical and two in the stigmata)
Feet: 2 penises (One in each stigmata)
Anus: 1+ Penises

Now by my basic math, Jesus has room for 8 penises at one time. If he were to accommodate all 12 apostles, he would have to take two penises in the mouth, 2 in the anus, and then make room for two more somewhere. Although by the time Jesus returned from the dead, Judas had hung himself so I guess he only needs room for one more penis, the remaining apostle can get super kinky and fuck him in the side wound.





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